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“The poem is expected not only to revitalize the community, Gioia said, but also create jobs for the nation’s hundreds of out-of-work poets. According to the proposed budget, the poem’s 224 authors have allocated $4 million for the final rhyming couplet, $52 million to insert hyphens into the word “tomorrow” so it reads “to-morrow,” $7.45 for a used copy of John Keats’ Selected Poems for ideas and inspiration, and $450 million for a simile likening human fate to the wind.”

ROFL The Onion you got me a-gain!