nopantsnation

a solitary man with a messy
apartment which may or may not contain a chicken

Mar 8

simon rich is hilarious

  • MOM: Pass the wine, please. I want to become crazy.
  • DAD: O.K.
  • GRANDMOTHER: Did you see the politics? It made me angry.
  • DAD: Me, too. When it was over, I had sex.
  • UNCLE: I’m having sex right now.
  • DAD: We all are.