July 2009
12 posts
and I quote...
Mr. Dwight Schrute
Dwight: How would I describe myself? Three words - hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable.
Dwight: Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. Snare it. Then to keep it happy, you have to tame it. Feed it, care for it. Lovingly. The way an animal deserves. And my animal deserves a lot of loving.
Dwight: Once I’m officially...
