January 2009
33 posts
“well not right this second, but yeah, i need it, like i need it today. i mean,...”
– co-worker, on needing something
LSG - Phorous
It sucks to be into good music from 10 years ago that no one carries, let alone listens to.
I managed to “steal” the entire LSG - Into Deep album because buying it is a challenge.
This track helped define me:
LSG - Phorous on DJUploads
Watchtypical….
thx to bex for this ;)
WatchROFL.
Z - this looks like V a little no?
genius
xProtocoLx: you need a hobby
xProtocoLx: something you can do at work
GREAT WEB SITE TO (help) END WORLD HUNGER! →
worldofwando:
This is a fun (and beneficial) time wasting website. It’s set up via the UN and for each correct answer, 10 grains of rice are donated to world hunger. Go ahead… waste (time) away!
WTF? This goes to prove how fucked the UN is. They’re playing some fucked up game with the world, so if I don’t know the proper definition of ‘Torrential’ these kids go...
WatchThe Wheel Reinvented.
1. Predictive Sentence Technology
2. “Everything you need is just a few hundred clicks away…”
3. Virtually unbreakable unless dropped or hit
Unpleashable
Goldmember: Would you like a shmoke und a pancake?
Austin Powers: A what?
Goldmember: A shmoke und a pancake. You know, a flapjack und a shigarette? No? Shigar und a waffle? No? Pipe und a crepe? No? Bong und a blintz? No? Well, then there ish no pleashing you.
33 Names of Things You Never Knew had Names →
(via wordjournal)
I find trivia rarely trivial but never truly useful.
“All my life I’ve had one dream: to achieve my many goals…”
– Homer Simpson
Study: Rich Men Give Women More Orgasms →
“Times (UK):Scientists have found that the pleasure women get from making love is directly linked to the size of their partner’s bank balance.
He believes the phenomenon is an “evolutionary adaptation” that is hard-wired into women, driving them to select men on the basis of their perceived quality.”
News, huh?
A phenomenon, eh?
Watchhistory of the internet. batch processing. ha.
“It is better to take what does not belong to you than to let it lie around...”
– Mark Twain
Dilemma: CES vs Adult Expo
bdes: PORN or CES you tell me
diego: ...
diego: i woulda been in CES
diego: no one's releasing new vaginas any time soon
bdes: not me
GoDaddy and DomainsByProxy.com
Fuck them both.
zing!
diegojmedina01: my new years resolution is 1680x1050
zack.rosenberg: WOW
welcome to my life
Customer: uhhh what do you mean by 'site'
Me: the thing between you, the internet, and the back of your monitor that keeps you from staring at the wall.
a friend just emailed me this...
alanajoy:
A man stood inside a Metro station in Washington, D.C. and started to play the violin; it was a cold January morning. He played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time, thousands of people went through the station, most of them on their way to work. Many minutes went by and a middle aged man noticed there was musician playing. He slowed his pace and stopped for a few...
“A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.”
– Mark Twain….
Diary of a self-help dropout...
“Naturalist John Muir described the Douglas squirrel as “by far the most interesting and influential of the California sciuridae.” … Sciuridae? How has that term managed to elude me for more than three decades? I click the link and learn that it’s a family of large rodents—squirrels, chipmunks, marmots, and, uh, spermophiles. I wonder how you pronounce it....
24-hour event on concept of time
On the occasion of the exhibition theanyspacewhatever, the Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum will present a 24-hour event concentrating on the concept of time in its myriad philosophical, psychological, biological, sociological, poetic, aesthetic, and economic manifestations. Constituting a multi-disciplinary approach to the subject, the program will bring together artists, architects, scientists,...
It's easy to identify a slut... →