July 2008
38 posts
when one door closes, i jump out the closest window
– Rob “Birdsong” Birdsong
Osmosis
Sandy: i like him though, but i think as a friend, hes just kinda self-absorbed
Diego: if i could absorb myself, i probably would
Top 5 Junk E-mail Names - 7/28/2008
5. Petrucelli Cadoy
4. Bender Ball
3. Kimplin Reacharound
2. Anil Gardner
1. Pansy Bullock
cammie "the geoghs"
carmelgeoghegan: OMG
carmelgeoghegan: i almost peed myself
diegojmedina01: typical
diegojmedina01: u never follow through
the truth drips on my head
diegojmedina01: my pattern is i try to make people things theyre not
vlmiyazato: easy to fall into. we all do that to some extent
diegojmedina01: yeah
diegojmedina01: thats such a girl thing to do tho
vlmiyazato: guys do it too
vlmiyazato: and then freak out when reality comes in
vlmiyazato: they just label it differently
vlmiyazato: guys say we went crazy
vlmiyazato: when they just ignored the signs that were there from the get go...
Emily amazing
“I had no idea I fell asleep!” - emily komer, awaking from a spontaneous nap…
Wowacado
The avocado is unusual in that the timing of the male and female flower phases differs among cultivars. There are two flowering types, “A” and “B”. “A” cultivar flowers open as female on the morning of the first day and close in late morning or early afternoon. Then they open as male in the afternoon of the second day. “B” varieties open as female on...
TOP 7 JUNK-EMAIL NAMES 7-23-2008
7. Garfinkle Kester
6. E.Z. Dudley
5. Ethelbert Ami
4. Derward Vigyan
3. Jermy Damrong
2. Lemmy Indare Gina
1. Dicky Boon-hew
So Good.
workingrobot:
Wilding idley a struggling noose manages to choke on my words, the foot still fresh in my mouth.
Two lunches...
I had two lunches today. How? Why? When?
When I can answer:
1PM and then again at 3:30PM.
Anything before 1 PM is Brunch. Anything past 4:30PM is an “Early Dinner”.
So luckily…I made it.
2 tags
Storm
You don’t have to steal thunder when you’re lightning.
1 tag
Kingpin is amazing
“Half the dresses you wear it’d take two of them to wear!” - woody harelson, on her wearing skimpy dresses….
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with...
– Dr. Evil
on saved by the bell...
What if saved by the bell was on a different network?
MTV: Bayside Heights: the real sbtb
Disney: Zack attack!
Lifetime: One man’s obsession with Kelly Kapowski: the zack morris story.
Eat you jackals! [n.p.n]
get your ducks in a row before we lead them to the picnic, otherwise, theres...
– me