December 2008
19 posts
[IF]
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can...
“Let’s just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who...”
– homer simpson, on christmas.
2 rights make a wrong....
diegojmedina01: ive got this song stuck in my head
diegojmedina01: it goes
diegojmedina01: TONITE
diegojmedina01: TONITE
diegojmedina01: TONITE
diegojmedina01: i think its phil collins
diegojmedina01: or peter gabriel
diegojmedina01: u got any idea?
rnbovee: i think its both
rnbovee: lol
rnbovee: it's genesis
“shes like valium on ice…”
– a co-worker…on another co-worker
new names
my top 5 fake names of December 2008
1. Angel Calle de la Piedra
2. Ryan Rodriguez
3. Max E. Max
4. Ramon Finkle
5. Sebastian London
“i know that feeling…i think it’s a combination of vitamin-D...”
– Kailee, on my ambivalence….
art understanding
nopants420: iduno about these glitchmob cats
midihendrix: me neither
midihendrix: it aint gona sell out
midihendrix: esp w/ candlebox playin same day
Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based... →
“Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. “
—-OH…MY…GOD
“I am 24, I make a lot of money, I’m funny and attractive. I can’t tie myself to...”
– a general syopsis of what my (ex?) boyfriend just said to me over the phone right now - in the interest of honesty.
I said this meant I was going to have to leave him and, even though he said he didnt want me to, he didn’t try to stop me.
(via tinyunicorn)
Run. Run fast and run far. God, what an...
Mom Arrested, Can't Remember Sex in Bathroom →
“Lois K. Feldman, a married Iowa mom of three, had one too many at a college football game. Then she went to the bathroom … and was soon arrested for having sex with a twentysomething stranger named Ross Walsh in the handicapped stall. The catch? She says she doesn’t remember a thing!”
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
:: points ::
air-hug cammie the gheogs
carm1128: If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
nopants420: IF THEY WANT THE GOLD THEY DO!
life: everywhere you want to be
12: 42] riddimgangsta: did justin tell you his story from last night?
nopants420: yea
nopants420: good story
nopants420: reminds me of the story of the lion and the monkey
riddimgangsta: ?
riddimgangsta: what are you a sage?
nopants420: a lion, crossing the plains, offers a ride to the monkey
nopants420: the monkey, grateful, takes the ride, anxious to get across the plains before dark
nopants420: as they cross the monkey notices the lion isnt hunting and asks
nopants420: 'lion, arent you hungry?'
nopants420: to which the lion replies
nopants420: 'i am anxious to cross the plains, i will eat once i arrive'
nopants420: and the monkey happily agrees
nopants420: once they arrive
nopants420: the lion eats the monkey.
nopants420: its a proverb from the forthcoming
nopants420: 'shit i made up while i was talking to chris'
nopants420: by diego medina
riddimgangsta: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHRAWRPO IHAWR:OAWI AEO:FAW ORHAHHA
Ten Reasons to Throw Out Your Microwave Oven
worldofwando:
by Anthony Wayne and Lawrence Newell
From the conclusions of the Swiss, Russian and German scientific clinical studies, we can no longer ignore the microwave oven sitting in our kitchens. Based on this research, we will conclude this article with the following:
1). Continually eating food processed from a microwave oven causes long term - permanent - brain damage by “shorting out”...